Ten Abnormal Birthday Wish!!! (Para dun sa mga bumati –as of July 5- at kahit na dun sa hindi)

1) Sana Matuto na si Maryanne na gumamit ng “Brightness at Contrast” sa Photo Editor. Ngipin lang kasi ang nakikita sa kanyang Profile sa Friendster. (july 5 -nasabi lang pinalitan na) Sana Matuto na si Weng na gumamit ng “sunblock”. Ngipin lang kasi eehh....kayo na magdagdag.

2) Sana ireveal na ni Edna Bayaborda ang kanyang BF…Sana ireveal rin ni Lester ang Kanyang BF …(wag ka na kasing magkaila ….Fafonggay ka eh)

3) Sana naman magkaroon si Jho ng pictorial na nakabikini lang habang nagcacarwash…..

4) Sana naman hulihiin ng MMDA si Jho na nag pictorial na nakabikini habang nagcacarwash…EYE SORE kasi….

5) Sana maramdaman ni Aiy at ni Colette na 3 dekada na rin sila…AT KAILANGAN NA KAILANGAN NG MAGASAWA….wehehehehe (PS. Classmate kayo nung college sa PLM : Si Collete dating si Trinidad at si Aiy si Rizarian…pababago pa kayo ng pangalan eh)

6) Sana magkaroon ng grand EB ang mga taga-JASHS.Com (Calling Major). para hindi lang sa online ko kayo maKUTYA at Ma INSULTO kundi sa personal…..(Gemma, Linuwa pala ng dagat ha…resbak ito pre!)

7) Sana makita na ni Tintin ang tamang tao para sa kanya….sana hindi ito si Racquel (Kayong dalawa, Fafonggay din?)

8) Sana hindi na tahimik si Ann Chung at si Cher…pero I do wish na lumagay na rin sila sa tahimik……………wag lang sa walang hanggang katahimikan.

9) Sana matandaan ko ring batiin sina Muma, Annie at Angie…kasi kakahiya naman binati nila ako…samantala ako deadma lang pag birthday nila.

10) Sana next year….ganun pa din kasaya at ka-abnormal tayo :P

MGA PRANING LIST!!!

Thanks sa support mga baliw!!! Especially tatee, fharen, adora, tintin, gemma, dea, collete (c trini i2), at ella na gumawa pa ng pangugutya (tribute kuno) wehehehe sa akin sa kanyang blog…hanapin nyo na lang dyan sa gilid ang mga blog ng mga ungas ... and do try gemma’s recipe for pinausukang palaka wehehehehe….

PSYCHO TEST 2: Colors

My psychiatrist has once again given me a test on my sanity... The dumbass supplied the answer while I supplied the questions (ano to' jeopardy)

PURPLE- What color is Barney, baklang dinosaur, i love you, you love me?

WHITE - What is the general color of all underwear and intimate apparrel?

GREEN- What is the word that best describe your mind after reading question number 2?

GOLD- What is the color of hepatitis usually associated to DOMs who has penchant for emiratee bling bling?

PINK- Who is the HAS-BEEN, CYNDI LAUPER WANNABE singer who uses the same name as her hair color?

GRAY- Aside from the word OLD, what is the best adjective to describe George Clooney?

BLACK- What is the generally accepted color of blackheads eventhough they really are sirquan gray?

RED- What is the color of regla?

MAGENTA- What is the color of regla after two days?

OLD ROSE- What is the color of regla after a week?

BROWN- What....tekalang hindi na regla yan...tae na yan eh

AQUA- What is the band that shares the name with this color who is quite infamous for their song, i'm a barbie girl from a barbie world? (Shet, tanda ko na)

ORANGE- What is a fruit that is a color that is a fruit that is a color within a fruit?(nahilo ka...)

SKY BLUE- Duhh! kelan ba naging yellow ang sky!!! Duhhh!

HOT PINK- What is the best color that best describe Ms. Tessa Valdes Prieto?

RAINBOW Colors- What is the best color that best describe Tim Yap and Raymund Guittierez?

...dun na lang kami sa rainbow paslide-slide

Psycho Test 1: One Word Answers

My Psychiatrist asked me to reply to the following test just to know kung gaano kalala na ako...I should reply the first thing on my mind...Let us see

1. Beer - nagpapaganda ng mga panget!
2. Food - The thing turns to moss green after digestion...sakin ganun...
ewan ko sa inyo
3. Relationship - di kailangang mag-on...parang talong at bagoong
4. CRUSH - female American Gladiator na maslaki ang muscle kaysa sa boobs.
6. Life - Guard
7. Color - Blind
8. Dream Job –Blow... .... come on....you know I can't let that one pass :p
9. The President – Pandak!
10. Yummy - dating burger house sa may katipunan(?) shet tanda ko na....
11. Summer - ANG INIT!!!!
12. Movie - Malamig ...masarap matulog...zzzzzzzz
13. Halloween - awoooooooo!!!
14. Night – Scorpoio
15. Religion - Zoroastrianism-yung mga taong naglalagay ng mga patay sa bubong para kainin ng ibon
16. Myspace – Friendster pa rin!!!
17. Fear – Nothing to fear but fear itself...my first matinong sagot.
18. Marriage - with free inlaws : (
19. emo - yung katama nina mig mird, mert, mernie, mookie monster etc.
20. SLIPPERS - Spartan!!!
21. SHOES –kahit ano basta walang amoy!
22. Asia - Agcaoili
23. Pizza – New York, New york Yellowcab!!!
24. PBB - Sux
25. Cell Phone - was stolen
26. TV Show – TMZ...Know you know ba't alam ko ang mga latest
28. News – No News is bad marketing!!!
29. COLLEGE – YUPI
30. Highschool Life - everything (almost everything) i did in high school,
I've posted in www.jashs.com
31. Tattoo – cordillera art
32. Stars - tingin ka sa taas...sige na...tingin na......ayan....
wait lang.....SAPAK!!! How many stars do you see...
33. Fitness Center – thighs and tights ;)
34. Friends - yung nagpapautang....uy na guilty!!!
35. LOVE - is a many splendored thing!!!

AH LETSENG POETRY NA YAN!!!

Nagkaroon ako ng matinding writer's block...siguro na stress ako sa paglipat ng trabaho...halos wala na akong magandang maisulat....my imagery nowadays is so cliche...i'm getting frustrated with my works...and i don't like to publish crap for your consumption...i'm taking a sabbathical from writing poetry!!!

For the meantime you have to read my abnormal outlook in life...salamat pala dea, sonny and dazel kayo lang ang naconfirm kong nagbasa ng blog ko......hehehe

salamat po ....