Friday, August 15, 2008

Abnormal Questions that Need no Answers (1)

Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
What happens when you put a jedi lightsaber in water?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

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